Gotta be Blonde

Blondes have more fun, it's what gentlemen adore
But I know the truth, it gives you better vocal cords

As I’m watching music videos I notice
Be female, male, an either or a both is
It isn’t the leather, lace or dresses
All lead singers have platinum tresses

I need to be more famous and the trick is
That Barbie hair can help enhance my image
Who cares my complexion, race or gender
My roots won’t matter as a streaming trender

I’m gonna be a singer I gotta be blonde
I wanna be a star so the bleach is going on
Gonna lighten these locks, erase my brown mop top
To be a famous singer then I gotta be blonde

I’d be Billie, as in Eilish or Idol if I could
Britney Spears, Kelly Clarkson, or Carrie Underwood
Be like Avril Lavigne or Christina Aguilera
Gwen Stefani, Lady Gaga or even Shakira

I’m gonna be a singer, I gotta be blonde
I wanna be a star so the bleach is going on
Gonna lighten these locks, erase my brown mop top
To be a famous singer then I gotta be blonde, be a blonde

With tones of Miley Cyrus and Ariana Grande
The style of Debbie Harry from the 80s band Blondie
Honey like Beyonce, champagne like Etta James
Though Taylor Swift is great, her shade’s a little tame

When I lift to a paler hue
Maybe I'll be crooning out a top ten tune
Maybe finally seat shows full
Maybe host a meet n greet

I wanna be Madonna and David Lee Roth
I wanna be Vince Neil and Sebastian Bach
Gonna lighten these locks, erase my brown mop top
This will give me better vocals
That’s why I wanna be a blonde
I just gotta be a blonde, be a blonde, be a blonde

I ring up my beautician and we're talking
She says to hurry down there as a walk-in
As I wait in the chair, I’m texting my producer
My mane ‘ll match my platinum record future

I’m gonna be a singer, I gotta be blonde
I wanna be a star so the bleach is going on
Gonna lighten these locks, erase my brown mop top
I’ll be a famous singer cuz I’m gonna be blonde
I’m gonna be blonde, I’m gonna be blonde, I’m gonna be blonde

Cuz I’ve gotta be blonde